I came across this story and video this morning over at Blogger Illustrated and it really made me sick to my stomach. The good news is i don't drink any of monsters energy drinks so i don't have to worry about boycotting the shitty, crappy product. Check out the video below.
Go Fuck yourself Monster
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
Dear Mr. Heene-
What the hell is wrong with you people? I've read somewhere they were mounting charges against you. I hope they charge you with being a moron. There are reports you did all this in hopes of getting a reality show. Here is an idea of a show you could do. We will call it "I'm a Dumb ass..now whats my penalty" and we can get a panel of celebrities to decide your punishment, for example pulling off a toe nail or a fingernail. How about my personal favorite, sticking a soldering iron into your dick hole.
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Brilliant Fucking Idea!!!
An Illegal Alien Halloween costume... That is one of the most creative ideas i've seen in awhile. But of course the damn activists are against it.
"Immigrant rights activists are calling on U.S. retailers to stop selling two controversial "Illegal Alien" costumes that have surfaced for Halloween, saying the outfits are a broadside attack on illegal immigrant"For fuck sakes we wouldn't want to offended the Illegal Immigrants of America now would we. I mean these people are hard working fixtures of our community. Who else are we going to get to build our cities for minimum wage tax free paychecks? These people should be put on a pedestal and praised as hero's. Do you know how many fences, holes and rivers these people have encountered just for entry into out country? I say the activists can suck my ass. They demand that we respect these people, I say if they want my respect they need to earn it by entering our country legally. You can bet your ass if i can find one of theses costumes in my local area i will snatch it up and wear it proudly.
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
So you want world peace?
As much as i'd love to take credit for the following, I can't. This was sent to me by a friend. I just had to share this with everyone.
The Plan!
by Robin Williams
Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in Arabic.
You gotta love Robin Williams........Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN
Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan.'
1) 'The US /UK?AUSTRALIAwill apologize to the world for our 'interference'
in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we
will never 'interfere' again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't
want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are
from. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them..
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.
6) The US /UK/Australia will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but
will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
caribou will have to cope for a while
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling
up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement
or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a
good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn
it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor,
your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want
a piece of me?' '
The Plan!
by Robin Williams
Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in Arabic.
You gotta love Robin Williams........Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN
Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan.'
1) 'The US /UK?AUSTRALIAwill apologize to the world for our 'interference'
in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we
will never 'interfere' again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't
want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are
from. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them..
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.
6) The US /UK/Australia will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but
will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
caribou will have to cope for a while
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling
up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement
or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a
good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn
it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor,
your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want
a piece of me?' '
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